The Best Quotes from The Office (US)

Dwight Schrute: 'I am Beyoncé, always.' Michael Scott: 'That's what she said.' Pam Beesly: 'If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice.'

Jim Halpert: 'Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' Michael Scott: 'I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!' Dwight Schrute: 'Identity theft is not a joke, Jim!' Creed Bratton: 'If I can't scuba, then what's this all been about?'

Michael Scott: 'I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms.' Dwight Schrute: 'Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.' Kevin Malone: 'I have very little patience for stupidity.'

Pam Beesly: 'There's a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn't that kind of the point?' Michael Scott: 'I am Beyoncé, always.' Jim Halpert: 'I am about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before: try.'

Dwight Schrute: 'Bears do not... What is going on?!' Michael Scott: 'That's what she said.' Stanley Hudson: 'Did I stutter?' Angela Martin: 'I don't care what they say about me. I just want to eat.'

The Office (US) is a treasure trove of hilarious and memorable quotes that have become iconic in pop culture. From Michael Scott's awkwardness to Dwight's eccentricities, these quotes will make you laugh out loud.

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